I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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