i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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