I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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