I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
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