He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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