So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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