wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
