I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
we're making bets on your personal life
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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