Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
You were trust falling into bushes
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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