new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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