Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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