we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
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