Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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