he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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