Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
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