What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Panties = found
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