Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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