there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
