I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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