It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize
