I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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