dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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