I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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