i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
