I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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