yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Still dying that you shit outside
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
My vagina is officially offended.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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