I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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