Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I'm sobbing to NWA
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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