? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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