Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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