It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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