Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I want a musical about memes.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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