four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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