i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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