All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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