Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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