didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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