shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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