I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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