I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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