so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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