Need sex. Gaining weight.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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