these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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