I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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