That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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