Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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