some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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