i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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