Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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