he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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