I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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