im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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