Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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