we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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