summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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